Dear Santa, I have been a very, very good dog this year and am hoping to find a deer or elk bone under the tree on Christmas. I know, I KNOW
I could have been better this year. I shouldn't have grabbed 1/2 of Dad's BLT and eaten it ... ...I ate parts of another quilt and just tiny chunks out of two top sheets ... I've eaten a couple of holes in the new slip cover Mom got to replace the one I ruined last year ... and I might have eaten a dozen or so socks and/or T-shirts that belong to Dad, but, in fairness, he should pick up after himself! Oh yah, I did take a small chunk out of the leather computer chair, and a few out of Dad's leather recliner, and chewed along the bottom of the new couch, but other than that I've been, as I said, a VERY good dog. When Mom gets too overwhelmed by me, she only has to say "crate" and I go right in and close the door behind me. That counts for something, doesn't it? Love, Ollie
PS: I like the long skinny elk or deer bones best and, if you want to throw in a ball I can't eat, that would be swell because I love to play fetch!
I could have been better this year. I shouldn't have grabbed 1/2 of Dad's BLT and eaten it ... ...I ate parts of another quilt and just tiny chunks out of two top sheets ... I've eaten a couple of holes in the new slip cover Mom got to replace the one I ruined last year ... and I might have eaten a dozen or so socks and/or T-shirts that belong to Dad, but, in fairness, he should pick up after himself! Oh yah, I did take a small chunk out of the leather computer chair, and a few out of Dad's leather recliner, and chewed along the bottom of the new couch, but other than that I've been, as I said, a VERY good dog. When Mom gets too overwhelmed by me, she only has to say "crate" and I go right in and close the door behind me. That counts for something, doesn't it? Love, Ollie
PS: I like the long skinny elk or deer bones best and, if you want to throw in a ball I can't eat, that would be swell because I love to play fetch!
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